Conversations overhead in the elevator:
1. Morning. Two trenchcoated, suit and tie men bemoan the cold. They pause and the one says “I didn’t even do my hair today.” The other says “Because of your hat? You can always fix it in the bathroom.”
2. Afternoon. Two men, different from the first set, discuss their scarves. The one laments last year’s lost scarf, its warmth, and then says to his friend “You’re not wearing your red scarf today. Does it clash with that jacket?”